Who’s the Idiot Behind This?

I’m Eddie — the guy dumb enough to turn his own screw-ups into blog posts. Most of what you’ll read here comes straight out of my own life, my own mistakes, and the human circus I’ve had front-row tickets to. Basically, I crash into walls so you don’t have to (but let’s be honest, you’ll still do it anyway).

What This Definitely Isn’t

This isn’t some dry psychology essay padded with academic jargon. I write the way people actually think and talk — sarcastic, ironic, a bit sharp around the edges. I take the boring “official” psychology stuff, drag it through reality, and serve it roasted.

Why I Keep Doing This to Myself

People don’t like reading textbooks. They want to see their own stupid habits explained in a way that makes them laugh, wince, and maybe squirm a little. That’s what I do here — break down human behavior so it actually makes sense, while poking fun at the madness we all fall for.

Things You’ll Never Find Here

No motivational quotes. No TED-talk wannabe vibes. No fake guru nonsense. Just me, unpacking why people (myself included) keep smashing the same big red “Do Not Press” button like it’s our full-time job.

What You Actually Get

If that sounds like your kind of chaos, welcome to MindHijack — psychology served like English breakfast: cheeky, heavy, extra sarcasm spiced with cynicism instead of salt — no remorse.

If you’ve made it this far and still don’t get my sense of humour — apologies. It’s dry, like Queen Elizabeth’s morning toast, and it’s not for everyone. If you came here expecting motivational hugs or “10 Ways to Smile More” listicles, you might be happier wandering off to safer corners of the internet. Google’s full of them. This site is not one of them.